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Satire: New University-wide participation policy requires students to deliver impromptu State of the Union speech in front of the entire United States citizenry

By Nora Sullivan · Thursday, Dec. 15, 2022

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Satire: AU Provost issues concise email

By Nora Sullivan · Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2022

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Satire: Leaked draft of 2022-2023 budget proposes paying adjunct faculty in unshelled peanuts

By Nora Sullivan · Thursday, June 23, 2022

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Satire: The Smirkshire accidentally triples cost of rent due to clerical error

By Nora Sullivan · Monday, May 23, 2022

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Satire: American University’s perpetual midterm season

By Nora Sullivan · Wednesday, April 13, 2022

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Satire: Jaded juniors realize college is nothing like the movies

By Nora Sullivan · Wednesday, Feb. 23, 2022

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Satire: AU men’s basketball team reflects on virtual start to season

By Nora Sullivan · Thursday, Feb. 17, 2022

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Satire: Students find new strategies to feign attentiveness on Zoom

By Nora Sullivan · Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2022

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Satire: Handshake recruits under-qualified students for high-ranking positions

By Nora Sullivan · Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2022

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Satire: First-year student returns home for Thanksgiving with entirely new personality

By Nora Sullivan · Thursday, Dec. 16, 2021

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