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SATIRE: Your ‘third place’ SUCKS!

By Jasmine Shi · Thursday, March 7, 2024

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Satire: Best places to take your business on campus

By Jasmine Shi · Friday, Dec. 15, 2023

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Satire: How to ruin your parents’ marriage (if it isn’t already broken)

By Jasmine Shi · Wednesday, April 19, 2023

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Satire: American University introduces new ‘Eagle Light’ service

By Jasmine Shi · Monday, March 27, 2023

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Satire: Fairy population of TDR dying due to fewer people ‘believing in what they eat’

By Jasmine Shi · Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2023

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Satire: Sentient toys left behind in students’ childhood bedrooms conduct exodus to American University in hopes of reuniting with their owners

By Jasmine Shi · Monday, Jan. 23, 2023

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Satire: Hustling without being troubling: trendy ways to pay for college

By Jasmine Shi · Friday, Jan. 20, 2023

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